SPEC 2026.01 // THE ARISTOCRATIC RUNNER
Le Poulet.
“Why cross the road when you can buy it?”
An aristocratic chicken fleeing 3-star Michelin culinary execution. Engineered in pure monochrome with 120 FPS physics.
FLIGHT TELEMETRY // POULET-01
READY
ACCUMULATED NET WORTH
$1,420,000
HAZARD RADAR SCANNER
34 × 48 PX
PAN
CLEAVER
FOX
RAPTOR
MAUVIEL COPPER SAUTÉ PAN
Thermal induction ground hazard spitting butter vapors.
EVASION: Instant low-trajectory tap jump.
-650 PX/S
GRAVITY: 2200 PX/S²
Zero Latency • 120 FPS Engine
Test the Runway.
Interactive Runner Simulation
Ready to Launch
Net Worth: $0
Pure Monochrome.
No neon clutter or distractions. High-contrast black and white visual discipline, rendered smoothly at 120 frames per second.
Existential Perils.
Every obstacle is a real culinary threat. Timing is everything when outrunning copper skillets, cleavers, and champagne cascades.
Zero Telemetry.
No tracking, no accounts, and no advertising networks. Your high scores and unlocks stay strictly on your device.
“Why cross the road when you can buy it?”
Crafted with Flutter & Flame. Sub-15 megabyte footprint. 100% offline.